August 2, 2008
August 1, 2008
World's Worst Person Decides To Go Into Marketing | The Onion
NEW YORK—Twenty-three-year-old Louis Deenan, undeniably the most detestable, loathsome individual ever to walk the earth, willfully decided Monday to devote his miserable life and all of its awful ambitions to the field of marketing. “I think it’s the career path that will best utilize my networking skills and my ability to think outside the box,” said Deenan, whose smug, gloating tone and shit-eating smile just make you want to punch his goddamn teeth in. “So I’m definitely thinking marketing. Either that, or PR.” Deenan’s mother refused to comment on why she didn’t abort the despicable pile of human excrement when she had the chance.
July 30, 2008
July 28, 2008
Man shot churchgoers over liberal views
So much is said and so many points are made in those six short words.
July 25, 2008
What Bush and Batman Have in Common - WSJ.com
I haven’t seen an article this funny on an opinion page in a long time. Especially one that has no idea how funny it is. (thanks friskygeek)
July 24, 2008
July 23, 2008
Plan Would Use Antiterror Aid on Pakistani Jets - NYTimes.com
“Lawmakers and their aides say that F-16s do not help the counterterrorism campaign and defy the administration’s urgings that Pakistan increase pressure on Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters in its tribal areas.”
July 22, 2008
July 18, 2008
MSNBC Has Its Eye on Rachel Maddow - NYTimes.com
The planet needs more Maddow. Maybe the Rachel Maddow show will replace Campaign Countdown after the election?
“ Y’know those idiot teenagers who show up late on Halloween with no costume demanding free candy? Yeah. That’s pretty much the internet now.
July 17, 2008
“ Despite spending $230m (£115m) an hour on healthcare, Americans live shorter lives than citizens of almost every other developed country. And while it has the second-highest income per head in the world, the United States ranks 42nd in terms of life expectancy.
