“The RED campaign has managed to spend $40 million more on marketing that it has raised from RED product sales, while sending consumers a dangerous message.”
NEW YORK—Twenty-three-year-old Louis Deenan, undeniably the most detestable, loathsome individual ever to walk the earth, willfully decided Monday to devote his miserable life and all of its awful ambitions to the field of marketing. “I think it’s the career path that will best utilize my networking skills and my ability to think outside the box,” said Deenan, whose smug, gloating tone and shit-eating smile just make you want to punch his goddamn teeth in. “So I’m definitely thinking marketing. Either that, or PR.” Deenan’s mother refused to comment on why she didn’t abort the despicable pile of human excrement when she had the chance.
So much is said and so many points are made in those six short words.
I haven’t seen an article this funny on an opinion page in a long time. Especially one that has no idea how funny it is. (thanks friskygeek)
“Lawmakers and their aides say that F-16s do not help the counterterrorism campaign and defy the administration’s urgings that Pakistan increase pressure on Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters in its tribal areas.”
The planet needs more Maddow. Maybe the Rachel Maddow show will replace Campaign Countdown after the election?
